U C SNL?
Back before your BFF stole your BF, before we worried about WWJD or you "went postal" because your neighbor was all NIMBY about you wanting to put your car up on blocks, we all tried to go KISS by using actual words to converse.
If you've seen a teenager's cell phone lately then you realize that those days are long gone. Today reading a text message is akin to rummaging through the aftermath of an explosion at the alphabet soup factory. CC1 and 2's thumbs fly across the keypads of their phones only to result in messages that look more Cyrillic than English.
I know I sound old, but is it too much to ask what happened to vowels? I understand that language evolves and changes on a regular basis, I'm just trying to figure out when dictionaries were taken over by the publishing house of Dyslexia & Aphasia.
Alright, alright, put on a sweater and have some tea old crab. Besides it's not like you don't change recipes to suit your needs.
You're right. I do change recipes all the time, but I like to think that the result still vaguely resembles the original.
OK, here's a recipe that falls into that category. It's from my favorite future girlfriend, Giada De Laurentiis. Gnocchi alla Romana is a baked side dish that's somewhat involved but not difficult. And it certainly doesn't look like your typical gnocchi dish. It's a good example of WYSIWYG, so enjoy...
Gnocchi alla Romana
by Giada De Laurentiis
3 cups low sodium chicken stock
3/4 semolina flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 large egg
3 TBSP unsalted butter
1/3 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper (optional)
Lightly oil a small baking sheet. Beat the egg in a large bowl.
Whisk the stock, semolina flour, and salt in a heavy medium-sized saucepan over medium heat until the mixture bubbles and is very thick (about 10 minutes). Don't walk away - hover over the pot and whisk constantly!
Using a wooden spoon, gradually beat the hot semolina mixture into the egg.
Transfer the gnocchi mixture to the prepared baking sheet, spreading it to form a 1/2 inch thick layer. Move quickly as the dough gets stiff as it cools. Refrigerate until the gnocchi mixture is cold and firm, about 1 hour, or longer if you need to.
Preheat the broiler. Generously butter (2 TBSP) a 10 inch diameter baking dish. Using a 2 inch diameter cookie cutter, cut out rounds from the gnocchi slab.
Arrange the gnocchi rounds in the prepared baking/gratin dish, overlapping the rounds slightly. (the key is to only slightly overlap the gnocchi - you're trying to maximize surface area without giving up presentation factor. Also if you overlap too much the covered parts of the gnocchi can get a little soggy/gummy)
Melt the remaining 1 tablespoon of butter and brush over the arranged gnocchi. (You can prepare the gnocchi ahead of time up to this point and refrigerate.) Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and pepper.
Broil until the gnocchi are heated through and golden brown, about 6 minutes.
Voila! A moderately easy recipe that does require a little work and wait, but it's a nice change from the traditional approach. You can serve this as a side dish, or maybe as a first course if you add a little sauce to it. Oh, one more thing, this is the kind of dish that only gets better with a little more melted/crispy cheese, so I always recommend putting on more grated Parm before the broiling starts.
OK crablings, that's it for today, remember U can do it U can cook; C U L8R.
BFF Best Friend Forever
C U L8R See you later
ESL English as Second Language
HRU How are you
KISS Keep it simple, stupid
NIMBY Not in my back yard
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
U C SNL You see Saturday Night Live
WH What's happening
WTF What the heck * Replace heck with four letter word beginning with "f"
WWJD What would Jesus do
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get